{"id":14202,"date":"2011-10-17T21:56:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T21:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/opatriota.org\/portal\/?p=14202"},"modified":"2021-04-08T00:58:41","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T00:58:41","slug":"novo-metodo-de-assaltos-a-motorista-a-noite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/?p=14202","title":{"rendered":"Novo m\u00e9todo de assalto \u00e0 motorista \u00e0 noite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Aviso da Pol\u00edcia Militar.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>MUITO IMPORTANTE!<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li>\u00c0 noite, se atirarem um ovo no p\u00e1ra-brisas de seu carro (reconhec\u00edvel pelo amarelo da gema):<\/li>\n<li>Mantenha a calma e a VELOCIDADE<\/li>\n<li>N\u00e3o use o limpador de p\u00e1ra-brisas!<\/li>\n<li>NUNCA coloque \u00e1gua no p\u00e1ra-brisas!<\/li>\n<li>Aumente a velocidade porque os LADR\u00d5ES est\u00e3o por perto.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Explica\u00e7\u00e3o: O ovo e a \u00e1gua ao se unirem, formam uma subst\u00e2ncia viscosa, tal como o leite, e voc\u00ea vai precisar parar, pois bloquear\u00e1 a sua vis\u00e3o em cerca de 90%. Fuja dali o mais depressa poss\u00edvel! Este \u00e9 o ultimo m\u00e9todo que eles inventaram.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Por favor, compartilhe com seus amigos e familiares.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[<a href=\"javascript:history.go(-1)\">Voltar<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aviso da Pol\u00edcia Militar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14202"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16928,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14202\/revisions\/16928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}