{"id":2017,"date":"2009-03-07T19:07:44","date_gmt":"2009-03-07T21:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antonini.med.br\/blog\/?p=2017"},"modified":"2021-03-31T21:33:29","modified_gmt":"2021-03-31T21:33:29","slug":"suico-perdido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/?p=2017","title":{"rendered":"Su\u00ed\u00e7o perdido"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Um su\u00ed\u00e7o, procurando orienta\u00e7\u00e3o sobre um caminho, p\u00e1ra seu carro ao lado de outro, com um casal de brasileiros dentro.<!--more--><br \/>\nO su\u00ed\u00e7o pergunta:<br \/>\nEntschuldigung, koennen sie Deutsch sprechen?<br \/>\nOs dois brasileiros ficaram mudos.<br \/>\nExcusez-moi, parlez vous fran\u00e7ais?<br \/>\nOs dois continuaram a olhar para ele, imp\u00e1vidos e serenos.<br \/>\nPrego signori, parlate italiano?<br \/>\nNada por parte dos brasileiros.<br \/>\nHablan ustedes espa\u00f1ol?<br \/>\nNenhuma resposta.<br \/>\nPlease, do you speak English?<br \/>\nNada.<br \/>\nAngustiado, o su\u00ed\u00e7o desiste e vai embora.<br \/>\nDona Marisa vira-se para Lula e diz:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Talvez dev\u00eassemos aprender uma l\u00edngua estrangeira&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Mas pra qu\u00ea, companheira Marisa? &#8211; responde Lula<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Aquele diota sabia cinco&#8230; E adiantou alguma coisa?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[<a href=\"javascript:history.go(-1)\">Voltar<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um su\u00ed\u00e7o, procurando orienta\u00e7\u00e3o sobre um caminho, p\u00e1ra seu carro ao lado de outro, com um casal de brasileiros dentro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2017"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17806,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2017\/revisions\/17806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}