{"id":28782,"date":"2016-10-25T16:38:52","date_gmt":"2016-10-25T16:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antonini.psc.br\/blogmed\/?p=28782"},"modified":"2021-03-31T21:33:05","modified_gmt":"2021-03-31T21:33:05","slug":"o-pinto-tunico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/?p=28782","title":{"rendered":"O pinto &#8220;Tunico&#8221;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">O vig\u00e1rio de um vilarejo tinha um pinto como mascote, chamado Tunico.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Certo dia, o pinto Tunico desapareceu e, preocupado, o Padre resolveu pedir ajuda aos paroquianos.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No dia seguinte, na missa, o vig\u00e1rio perguntou \u00e0 congrega\u00e7\u00e3o:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Algum de voc\u00eas aqui tem um pinto?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Todos os homens se levantaram.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o, disse o vig\u00e1rio, n\u00e3o foi isso que eu quis dizer.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; O que eu quero saber \u00e9 se algum de voc\u00eas viu um pinto?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Todas as mulheres se levantaram&#8230;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o, repetiu o vig\u00e1rio&#8230;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; O que eu quero dizer \u00e9 se algum de voc\u00eas viu um pinto que n\u00e3o lhes pertence.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Metade das mulheres, se levantou.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o, disse o vig\u00e1rio novamente muito atrapalhado.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Talvez eu possa formular melhor a pergunta:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; O que eu quero saber \u00e9 se algum de voc\u00eas viu o meu pinto?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Todas as freiras se levantaram.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Deixa pra l\u00e1, o Tunico que se foda!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[<a href=\"javascript:history.go(-1)\">Voltar<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O vig\u00e1rio de um vilarejo tinha um pinto como mascote, chamado Tunico. Certo dia, o pinto Tunico desapareceu e, preocupado, o Padre resolveu pedir ajuda aos paroquianos. No dia seguinte, na missa, o vig\u00e1rio perguntou \u00e0 congrega\u00e7\u00e3o: &#8211; Algum de voc\u00eas aqui tem um pinto? Todos os homens se levantaram. &#8211; N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o, disse o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28782"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28785,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28782\/revisions\/28785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antonini.ddns.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}